- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Steve Jobs die? Of cancer, in a bed, and surrounded by his loved ones.

Are you black? Kill yourself.

It is Scientifically proven that, if you have a shower in china... you get wet

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

want to hear a dirty joke tommy fell in the mud a clean joke he took a bath with bubbles bubbles was his neighbor

Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea, and neither does the chicken, for chickens do not possess the ability to reason.

Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

TRENT EGENLAUF IS a LITTLE BOY

Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

PSP... Is a cat... you can throw against the wall.

What do you call a black man with an afro? Whatever his name happens to be.

What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

What do you call a cow with no legs? A leg-less cow

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

How does santa deliver presents? He doesn't, because he's not real!

Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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