one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

why did graeme go to olivias house to do fun things

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

The blond sold her her car for gass money and then when to a car dealer and asked for a free car if she got drunk for him the car dealer said yes only if i can do what i want with you the blond said what do u want to do to me he said i want to throw u off a cilff the blond said ok

What do you call a black garbage man? A garbage man

A man walks into a bar carrying a piece of asphalt under his arm. The bartender says, "We don't serve construction workers here."

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

Jesus walks int a hotel and places a handful of nails on the counter in front of the innkeeper. He is immediately turned away as the innkeeper understandably does not accept nails as currency.

Why does the party start when Kesha walks in? Well, it's Kesha's party and it would be rude to be in her house having a party when she wasn't there.

Now I have been typing without even thinking about that, and you have been following me.

why did the hedge hog cross the road? To get to his 'flat' mate!!

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

1)Did you hear about the sick juggler? 2)No... 1) He just couldn't stop throwing up!!!! 2)Oh no!! Is he ok?? 1)He's dead. 2)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA c&h

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

You might be a redneck. Sorry.

Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

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