You dropped something.... Yo lip

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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what did the man say to his dog? sex. -teagan doherty

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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Women's Rights

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

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field day?

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Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

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What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

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That awkward moment when you wonder why this person keeps stepping on you, and you realize that you’re a shoe.

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SHINEE IS BACK PART HARD

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What looks like a duck, smells like a duck and feels like a duck? A duck.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender. How do you get them out? Well you shouldn't. Leave the car in front of somebody that you hate's house.

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A duck walks passed a lemonade stand.

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A man says to another man, "Why the long face?" He then replies, "I have an elongated face, hands, and feet due to acromegaly."

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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If I give you 5 dollars, and you give me 5 dollars, then we both still have 5 dollars, which when combined will equal 10 dollars. Meaning we could buy something that cost's 10 dollars or less. But we should probably also factor in tax, so we should only buys something that costs a little over 9 dollars.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

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A patient goes to the doctor. The doctor says I have bad news and even worse news. The patient says "What's the bad news?" The doctor says "You only have 24 hours to live." The patient says "Oh my gosh what could possibly be worse than that?!" The doctor says "Well...we've been trying to contact you since yesterday..."

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your mothers smells so bad,because she has poor hygiene skills

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Anti Joke

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