A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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Why isnt there any mexicans on star trek? Because even in the future they dont work.

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What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

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what do gay people eat?? food

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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penis haha

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

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A white man, a black man, and a mexican are stranded on an island. They all died.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

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I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

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knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

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Facebook How i met my mother

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

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What did Tom get for his 5th Birthday ? Nothing, he died when he was 2 years old

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A man walked into a bar. He was meeting his friends but was 30 minutes early so he went down the road to buy some food. He had recently began dieting after watching a series of lifestyle programs which informed him of the potential risks involved with high cholesterol and blood pressure levels. He purchased a garden salad and a freshly squeezed orange juice, and made it back to the bar in time to meet his friends.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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