Roses are Red Violets are Blue I peek in your window, Yes, I'm watching you

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What's better than winning the Special Olympics? Walking.

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Women's rights

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What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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An atheist dies and so will we all, eventually.

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Jews

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Mullets

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What did the DVD player say when a video tape was put in? You incompatible.

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What do you call a black man riding a plane? A black man riding a plane.

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What do you call a blonde with a Doctorate in Physics? Doctor (Dr).

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

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whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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