- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Church.

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

Q. you know who is so sad A. you for looking up a site for jokes that aren't even good

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

Why was the boys dick hard? Because he stuck it in a hole in the snow.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

Why did the chicken run across the road? It was 9/11

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

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