why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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whats worse than 100 babies strapped to an atomic bomb? 1 baby strapped to 100 atomic bombs

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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What's green, long, and covered in forks? Grass. I lied about the forks.

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A buddhist,islamist and a prohibitionist walk into a bar.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish. The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home. The second guy wishes the same. The third guy wishes the same.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A zebra that's been brutally cut open.

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knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

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http://anti-joke.com/anti-joke/popular/a-paper-cut-is-a-trees-last-revenge

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Q: What do you call a Muslim controlling a plane? A: A pilot.

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What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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the love boat

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