- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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That awkward moment when you get in the van and there's no candy.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

Sometimes I question my sanity... Occasionally it replies.

Do you love me? No.

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

What happens when a leprechaun refuses to give you his pot of gold? He doesn't give you his gold.

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

your mom

How did the girl get hit by a car? Better question, How did the car get in the kitchen?

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

A guy walked into a store and bought a candy bar. Why? Because he wanted some chocolate.

An old lady says, "Oh i see now." The guy standing next to her says, " Honey oyu know im blind right?"

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

What did the little calculator grow up to be? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

What happens when you hit a black guy with your car? He is seriously injured.

Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Jinoo walks into a club it's not a club anymore it's a slaying factory

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