- Anti Joke

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

Your mother is so fat that her BMI is larger than average.

Three women are sitting in a bar. One is drinking beer, one is drinking wine and one is drinking vodka. Which one is the widow? The one whose husband is dead.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

Why did a black person get gingivitis? He repeatedly didn't brush which caused both dental plaque and tartar getting filled with harmful bacteria, and if they aren't removed from teeth, they will begin to irritate the gums and cause gingivitis.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

Fucked up quotes: "When walking trough hell, keep going!" (I just turn back and walk the other way thank you, I mean worst case I walk trough heaven right?" "Never give up, ever ever ever ever ever..." (Ill just end it with etc because I gave up something as hard as... Typing?) "Curiosity killed the cat" (Translated: "Curiosity kills, stay inside forever" What?)

I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

What is a Mexican's favorite holiday? Christman

Your mother is so overweight that she decided to have liposuction and then proceeded to live a wonderful life.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

a boy fell in mud... a kid took a bath with bubbles... bubbles was the girl next door!

a man walks into a bar the bar tender says why the long face? i just walked into a bar

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did humpty dumpty have a great fall? He was committing suicide.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Yo Mama is so white, people call her caucasian.

What's white and gluey Glue

How did the blonde die raking leaves? She fell out of the tree!

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Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.