What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

What's 9+10 20+1-1-1+2-1-1+1-2+1

What do you call it when a black man and a Mexican open up a fast-food restaurant together? A joint venture.

What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

Creepy Man: Let's play the rape game Young Girl: No!!!! Creepy Man: That's the spirit

what does a baby with no lims get for christmas...cancer

Do you know the reason people like sleeping? It's because they have good dreams. Ooh la la.--

Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

Q: Why didn't Jack go up the hill? A: He had prior engagements.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

knock knock who's there who who who who who what are you a retarded owl

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What's red, blue & green all over?

Roses are red violets are flowers jordan and me did it for hours If you know what i mean xxx

A man is driving and hits a woman. Who's fault is it? The man's: pedestrians always have the right of way.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

If a tree falls in the forest, and only a deal man is there at the time, does it make a sound? And what are his odds of not being trapped under it, awaiting rescue?

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

How do you know that you tv has been stolen? It's no longer there.

A Priest, a Rabbi and an Imam all get on the same flight. About half-way through an engine begins to smoke and stutters to a halt. Fortunately, the pilot has been trained for these situations and lands the aircraft safely.

After thinking hard for a very long time, the pig realized he was a fat, worthless piece of shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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