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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say on a date with Uma Thurman? Hey Uma, pass the salt.

Testicles.

Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

What do you call a man who was just struck in the head with a bowling ball? An ambulance would be the most appropriate thing to call since this man just sustained a serious head injury and medical responders should be contacted, lest his brain start hemorrhaging.

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

what did the elephant step on when he was running through the jungle? .... a coke machine.

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

Roses are red, violets are violet. I'm not stupid.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms... Why couldn't sally get up? She had no legs Why did no one help sally? Because she has no friends.

"Why did the chicken cross the road" "why" "to get to the gay guys house" "knock-knock" "who's there?" "The chicken..."

Roses are red, Violets are purple not f**cking blue!

Math teacher: I have 5 bottles in one hand, and 6 in the other. What do I have? Student: A drinking problem. _._._

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

A shark walks into a bar. The bartender asks someone to call animal control to remove the nearly-dead sea creature from his bar.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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