'A blonde', 'a brunette', and 'a redhead' are ways of referring to women who have hair of a certain color.

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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What do you have Canasta!!! Were not playing canasta you stupid asshole

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You know what's interesting about Polish people? Nothing.

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Not at all Nero, if humanity itself where better, you would never have had that pain you rather than carry seems to be stuck to you, what you call your armor, sounds more like a cage to me, it is no wonder that you lose faith in those that drag you down while you find peace and hope within yourself by helping them. I believe you got every right to lose hope in humanity at times, in my eyes you have always been much greater than them, you just seem to believe that if you fail at helping others, then you have failed yourself, remember that there are too many people that surrender in this world, that do not want to be helped back on their own feet rather than to be "shown the only way", you said it yourself, monkey see, monkey do is easy, too easy, and you never take the easy way. I am sorry if I copy your methods too much, it might seem to others as if you are chatting with yourself, which is just crazy, insane. silly, lets just say again that you just got a admirer in me, it cant be helped. Does this bother you?

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Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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do you currently smoke? i hope not.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Where do you find a baby with no arms or legs? Where you left it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a doctor.

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Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

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Why does Billy hate waiting in line? Because he's impatient.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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HURT

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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wanna hear a joke? womans rights

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Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

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What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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