why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

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Why should you never trust anglers? Because they're always into fishy business... Why should you never trust hunters? Because they carry loaded guns...

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Knock, knock Who's there? Man Man who? The man who is knocking. Now open the door Carl!

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What do you do if you have a worm in your apple you throw it away

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Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

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Why did a Monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What's rape when you shout surprise? The crime, committed by a man, of forcing another person to have sexual intercourse with him, especially by the threat or use of violence.

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What did the retard say to the other retard.. hey timmy how was work?

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ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

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ONE DAY THE SKY OPENS AND SUDDENLY Gad: Jews, you are my chosen people! Jews: YAY! GODS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA BATHE IN RICHES AND YOU WILL COMMAND US TO RAID AND RAPE LANDS! FOR OURSELVES! AND EVERYTHING! Gad: Eh... Well, actually I was thinking more like... Jews: YAY WE ARE GONNA CONQUER THE WORLD! GAD IS WITH US NAO! Right Gay? I mean Gad... Cough... Gad: Err, well *cough* suuure, I mean... Jews: YAY! WE ARE GADS CHOSEN! WE ARE GONNA GET MIGHTY! Moral: "You do not want to be "Gods chosen" people!" Btw, you telling me Jewsus was not a Jew? Hmm?

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What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

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don't make holocaust jokes, my grandfather died in the holocaust, he fell out of the birds nest shooting Jews.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

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What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

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Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

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Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

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