Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

How did Jimmy know that his neighbor was a serial killer? He didn't... Jimmy's dead now

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

Why wasn't the TV remote working? It was out of batteries.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Why was the Pædophile arrested? He hit his wife.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

your mom

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Women's rights.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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