- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons.... Impossible life is not a person nor a dispenser of lemons.

Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

What is the best way to run a race? Start out fast, run fast in the middle, and finish fast.

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

What's funnier than the Holocaust? HA!

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What happens when you give someone a free chocolate bar? ThEeyroast it and vapourise it intheir hands....no they eat it

What's the difference between men and coca-cola? I don't like coca-cola

Doctor Doctor i've got wind can you give me something? Thats not wind the doctor replies thats a rare form of stomach cancer.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

Why did the man have an extremely large nose? It just so happens that both his father and mother had large noses as well and nature took it's course.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Women's Rights.

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

A man walks into a bar... The steal bar hurt his face and had to get stitches.

How do you get a dog and a baby mixed up? You stir your chili.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

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