- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What happened to the guy who bought a nice, brand new, plasma screen t.v.? He hanged himself.

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

what did lois call peter when she first saw him? i dont dont know do you?

Why did the moogle cross the road? Kupo kupo kupopo!

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

There once was a man from Dundee. He got stung by an angry wasp. He put some Bactine on it. He lied down and took a rest He felt much better the next morning.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock. Knock Knock Who? Knock Knock (:

Two men walked into a bar. I'm surprised the second man did not duck out of the way.

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