- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog walks into a bar, animal control is called and he is put down as he is suffering from rabies.

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

bologna

how do you get a black guy out of a tree? fried chicken.

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

What did Superman say when he forgot his cape? "Where's my cape?"

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

You've been in robotics too long if you start talking to your tools. You've been in there way too long if they start talking back!

Why did the man stop chewing gum? I threw a grenade at him.

Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Cancer.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

whoever said we're all soft on the inside was probably not an experienced doctor.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

if you spell clever backwards you get a mixture of letters that don't make sense

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