- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Alan: My Grandfather has a jacket made from jews that he killed while he was in the SS. James: Really? Alan: No, I'm Korean. My Grandfather would not be allowing into the SS.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common? They both have made a lot of money and are also well known around the world.

Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

What's the funniest thing about the holocaust? Nothing it wasn't a joke

Hahahahaha your nan had HIV and died.lol

What did George Washingtn say to is men before crossing the Delaware? Men, get in the boat.

Throughout her entire pregnancy Sheniqua smoked, drank, and did many narcotic drugs such as heroin and cocaine. Why did she lose her baby before coming to term? Because I strangled her to death for being black.

What do you call a muffin with frosting? A cupcake

What's better than singing in the rain? Singing in a Pitt of fire. Oh wait that would be way worse than singing in the rain

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

How high is a Chinaman

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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LeBron James proposes. So what does he put on the girls finger? Ben L.

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

What's worse than having a mouth full of molars? A pole through your chest.

Why was the black man sad? Because his wife and children had been killed in a freak car accident while he had been driving.

What's a cow's fovorite vacation spot? Farmyard animals do not receive vacations, they have long hours, no pay, and get eaten upon death.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

A woman was struck and killed by a truck as she crossed the road. Who's fault is it? The woman's, if she hadn't left the kitchen, she would still be making me sandwitches...

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