- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

What happens if you Put a Mental Patient in a cage He goes crazy, Develops schizophrenia and Eventually dies of Many Incurable Diseases

What did one manicotti say to the other manicotti? I doubt we'll ever know.

A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Hearing this joke again.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

42, that is all

What is worse than being unemployed? Terminal Cancer

Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Why did he? NO I LOST THE CHICKEN Later: Knock knock Who's there The chicken

A man decided to enter the local pun contest. He sent in ten puns. One of them was very witty and he won the contest and felt very good about himself.

Why was the man with one leg good at balancing on one foot? He used crutches.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

How much does a polar bear weigh? It depends on its sex. Females weigh 150-250kg, and males weigh upwards of 350kg.

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