- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It said i can write my own joke so i did.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot? a carrot

A man walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

There are two men named Dan. The first man says, "Hello, my name is Dan." The second man says, "Hello, my name is also Dan."

What did Chuck Norris say when he stubbed his toe? "Oh shit I stubbed my toe."

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

I thoroughly dislike arabs, I lost both my parents in the events of 9/11.

Yo momma so fat,she went on a diet and now exersizes regularly

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

Cancer.

What do you call a quadriplegic person in the water? One should refer to them by their name, but seeing as a quadriplegic person would be incapable of swimming if you do see a quadriplegic person in a body of water you should seek help or call emergency services.

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

I like my kids how i like my coffee I dont like coffee

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What comes after 69? 70

A man walked into a bar owch

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

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