Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

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Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

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Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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why was the black man blind? because he was black.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

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Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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What do Bruce Lee and Michael Jackson have in common? They are both dead

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lets go to the beach beach lets go get away story of josh browns life

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A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

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If somebody chucks skittles at you saying taste the frickin rainbow Run over them with a car and say "NationWide is on your side!!! ????

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There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

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Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Roses are red my underwear is brown I just sharted my pants

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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