Nuneaton..

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house, she feels bad about herself but is too embarrassed to get a gym membership and work-out in public.

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

why was the black man blind? because he was black.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Why did the boy stop working on a farm? His country became more economically developed.

What did the black man get for Kwanza? AIDS

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

What's circular and round A circle

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