A dog walks into a bar, the bartender quickly says to its owner that he must leave as dogs are not allowed in. Upon realizing that it is a seeing eye dog, the bartender retracts his statement and serves the owner a drink.

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I was jaywalking when it hit me. You know, a car.

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Laugh

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A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

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Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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A man killed himself.

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Sarah Palin

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How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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knock knock whos there? jim okay come in.

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What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

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Why is John single? Because women are materialistic.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Ask me for £1000 Can I have £1000 No get a job

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

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i was gunna write a joke..but i took an arrow to me knee.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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