A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why didnt little timmy have a pencil? He was poor

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

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yo Mama so stupid that she took a piece of paper and taped it on the t.v and called it paperview.

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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Yo momma is so ugly, that she has no mirrors in her home to avoid the feeling of disgust and sadness she gets whenever she sees her reflexion

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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what's black and can't swim?

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Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

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Bark I'm a tree

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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