Why did the heroin addict get staff infection? His skin broke open multiple times without proper cleansing.

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I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

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Where is the best place to hold a bridal shower? The Kitchen

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Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

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This is a joke only for males: Walk into any semi busy public restroom. Stand at the urinal for about 30 seconds to a minute acting as though you cannot find your penis. Make sure you have the attention of at least 2 other urinators and then exclaim quite loudly "I can't find it!" then walk out.

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Q: whats the differences between a bra and the canucks?? A: a bra has two cups

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? She had no arms! Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally becase she fell off the swing.

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What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She had finished her breakfast and had to get to her job as a firefighter.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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Are you one of those gay rapists that flame around telling people no all the time?

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Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Why did the Japanese piliot crash into the ship? Because he has motion sickness and puked all over the wind shield making it so he can't see.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

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What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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I dont usually get jokes, but when i do I get them.

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My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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