How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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If you are floating down main street in a canoe and your front right propeller falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones

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What do you call a black man that flies a plane? -A pilot

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Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a duck, I'm afraid of toasters.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr.dre

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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What's circular and round A circle

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How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

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Why did Sally cross the street? Because someone was gonna rape her if she didn't.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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why was the boy sleeping in the basement? he was brought over from ethiopia to become a child sex slave and was now being help against his will in a basement

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There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

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Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

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Knock knock whos there? A dead black man ... i farted

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what did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? AIDs then he got mugged on the way home from the hospital

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Sarah Palin

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Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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What do 69 and 420 have in common? That was my score on my Math final:(

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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What did the muffin say to the cup cake? nothing, muffins can't talk, and cup cakes can't hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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