- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why was Luke named Luke Skywalker? Because he walks to skies.

Did you know that if you get all your intestines, and laid it out across the floor in a line, you would die?

Many men trespass on my property to taste my milk based beverages. They insist that it's quality is superior to yours. I could teach you how to make such milk based beverages, but I would have to levy a fee.

J.D. has 10 vaginas and 2 penis's

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

Two guys went into a bar and started drinking. After sometime one guy said to the other, "I love your mother.I want to marry her." The other guy said,"Come on dad,you have been drinking too much."

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothin. You already told her twice.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

John has 32 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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