If Oscar Meyer had a dog, what breed would it be? A golden retriever.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

whats the difference between justin beiber and a gay guy? both guys and girls like gay guys

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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How do you give an 80 year old man a heart attack? Hold a gun to his head

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Why didn't the man jump out of his window when his house was on fire? Because he is afraid of heights.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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