If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

A priest, R Kelly, and Michael Jackson walk into a bar. They proceed to molest small children.

whats worse than being payton johnson being black

What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

A tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it... Fall on top of a woman and crush her to death

kesha is a virgin.

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

What's the difference between a black businessman and a white businessman? Their skin colour.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Its true, he didnt write that!!

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

there once was a frog with no leggs

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

It's all Taggart

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

Why does girls have two left feet and two left hands? Because girls have no rights.

Mullets

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

brittney griner

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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