- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Who wants $300? Me too.

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Womens' sports

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

What is red,brown and stinks? A deer that's hit by a car

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

Where do you live? In a house

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

Two gorillas walked into a bar and it hurt

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

r u smart..... or ur black

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

knock knock - "who's there" - "i'm a escaped convict who's here to murder you and rob your house" - "Well come in the doors already open"

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

What does an elephant and a plum have in common? They are both purple... except for the elephant

._____________________. Whale!

Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

Christopher Walken steps into a bar.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it could not afford sandals.

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