Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Why did Tiger look in the toilet? It doesn't matter, he didn't find anything.

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How did the baby cross the road? .......... It was stapled to the chicken.

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whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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Why did the Black guy work at KFC? To provide money for his struggling family.

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Whats hotter than the sun? Larger stars.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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Well... At that time everyone expected that the only people that knew hypnosis where either "born with the gift from the stars" or was some old beard man that spent "hundreds of years in the mountains".or a wizard or a shamanic priest, or well some guy in a particular stupid suit of sorts, it increased its potency simple as that, as having people stare at me and laugh because "You are not some beardy guru master" is a pretty bad start for the effective use of mass hypnosis. Mono-ideoism actually just means really concentrated focus on a single object or state of mind, the thing about the name (aside from sounding kinda mono-idiotic) is that strong focus alone does NOT lead to a state of relaxation which is one of the prime requirements to achieve a state of trance, I mean try focusing on something really hard and your body produces a huge amount of beta waves, aka stress. All of that is bullshit, but my horrible childhood did leave me with the "gift" to space out pretty quickly, so I learned it pretty fast without really knowing what it was at first.

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Dos Equis took down chuck Norris

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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kyle dosnt question his sexuality

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well it rained all night the day i left, the weather it was dry, i can't remember the words but susana don't you cry oh susana don't you cry for me for i come from alabama with a banjo on my knee oh

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Why are hurricanes named after women? I don't know I was asking you

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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whats cold and in a box...have a guess

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What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

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I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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