- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a fat boy and a thin boy? Fizzy drinks!

what do ninjas and gay people have in common... if you eat them they will no longer be alive

Why do we learn about the Civil Rights Movement in History class? So it won't happen again.

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Alzheimers, Cheese on toast.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

The Rock: What is your name? Jeff: My name is... The Rock: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!

Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

What's the difference between a bird and a pool table? Both of them fly, except for the pool table.

Yo mama so dirty when she takes baths there are rings.

What's the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue

Did you hear about the little girl who got a bike for her birthday? Shes dying of Terminal Cancer

1.Roses Are Gray, Violets Are Gray. I Am A Dog. Can I Eat Your Leg? 2.What Did The Sandwiches Say To The Grilled Cheese? Nothing. Sandwiches Can't Talk Due to The Lack Of Organs.

What is the funniest joke in the world? Written.

why did the chickan cross the road? who let the chickan out?

why did mary fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didnt she get back up? Cause she had no friends. Knock knock whos there Definately not mary !

Adam ci ?mierdz?cy kutas mi sie ya mam

I was at work today and whilst staring at my beautiful colleague I realised how hard it had got. So I quit

I used to work at a chemical plant manufacturing hydrochloric acid. I couldn't handle it. One day a container exploded and I got severe chemical burns on my face. The scarring is awful. It has ruined my life.

Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

Why did the man stop having seizure? Because his condition was recognized and he was properly medicated.

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