- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make transportation in Harlem easier? Fix the roads and put in more stoplights.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Blond answers: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat............?

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

why did the man die? he was shot

Why did the car fall of the cliff? The dude driving the car was driving recklessly.

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

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Why did the Asian guy's condom slip? Because the condom was put on the opposite way.

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why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

One cow, determined to make a difference in the world, gets killed in a meat packing plant. We killed him, and we killed his dreams.

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Two tomatoes walk across the street and manage to get over safely. COME ON MUSTARD!

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