Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. Why? A. To get to the other side. A. Knock, Knock. B. Who's there? A. The chicken.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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A man walks into a bar and says he has a talking dog. He is then taken to a mental hospital and diagnosed with schizophrenia.

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What's so sad about a bus with mentally handicapped children falling off a cliff? There was one empty seat.

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Black people deserve to be slaves for their entire lives. WHITE POWER.

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Why did a boy fall off the swing at a playground? He did not have any arms.

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If I have a penny, and I give it to Michael Jackson, What will he do with it? Nothing. He's dead.

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Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

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if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 5 dollars he would have 10 dollars

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How do you drop a raw egg on to the floor without cracking it? Any way you want, it is very hard to crack concrete.

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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What did the indian man say to the black man? "Hi."

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Knock knock. Who's there? Meals on wheels - eat up!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? An even better question is why are the chicken morals being questioned every time it feels like doing something.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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whats worse than forgetting your lunch at home? getting diagnosed with type 1 diabetes.

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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Why does it take longer to build a Blonde snowman as opposed to a regular one? The trip to find a blonde wig suitable for a snowman, especially if you are picky and have a certain wig in mind, generally takes up more time than not searching for a wig at all.

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There was a Indain and cowboy hunting together. the Indian put his ear down to the gound and said "buffulo come". The cowboy said he didnt see anything when the Indian said, "its Sticky!!!

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Why was Billy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

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Anti Joke

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