What's the difference between Bobby and a plane? Bobby can be sexually molested.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

one time there was a fukc then it taked a shat potated pancocks cancer is fuCk 18 why did the cock cross the choad? fUcK

Q: Why did James cry? A: Because he's an infant and still quite afraid of his surroundings

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

What's Red and Invisible? No Tomatos

Why did the Police Officer pull over the black man? The black man was not following the rules of the road and accepted the ticket with great remorse. The Officer then proceed to pull over a white man for this very same offence.

If Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black had a baby, would it be a boy or a girl? It's a fifty-fifty shot.

What did the man get when he returned from Africa? AIDS

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

i have read and agree to the terms of service

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

I like to slap biitches, I like to slap hoes

What's the difference between a bird and a fish ? They're both different, except the fish.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your pornography to the public??? ture. pornography is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

When the tsunami hit in 2004, christians worldwide prayed for the victims. it didnt help

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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