If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

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Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

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How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You tell him to do so.

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The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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Man: get back in the kitchen! Women: no Man: ok

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Charlotte Bobcats

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I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I like peanuts. I'm allergic to peanuts. DAMIT

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Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Q: What did Yoda do at the end of star wars when he lost his light saber? A: He asked the prop guy if he had any more and he happened to have another and they went on with making the great film many still love today.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What do you call a black doctor? A doctor you racist

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Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

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What did Winnie the Pooh say to Eeyore? Nothing, he just suffocated him in a pot of honey.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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What is the difference between a dog and God? A dog is physical living creature while God is a supernatural being.

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