Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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Why didn't the man have a vagina? Trick Question. Everybody has a vagina.

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Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the dog eat poop?

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A man walks into a bar and a lady asks "Can I help you?" The man replies "No." and walks out of the bar.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

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What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

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How do you starve a black man? Tell welfare to cancel food stamps

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how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because it would be hazardous to other motorists well-being.

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What's green and apple-y? You're gay.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the virgin jerk until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

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What do you call when you see a man murder 8 black guys? The police.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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Did you hear about that superman guy? He died.

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I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

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Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

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why did the man die? he was shot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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