Why was the black man pulled over? Racism still lingers in today's society.

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Whats worse than being arrested for a crime you didn't commit? Starving children in africa.

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what do you call two arabs flying a plane? a pilot and a co-pilot

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whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

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What do you call a man floating in a pool with his arms chopped off? A murder victim.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

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Two nuns in a bath, one nun says to the other "wears the soap?" the other confused replies "I am sure you mean 'where' is the soap" and hands her the soap.

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A walks out of a bar and the joke is cut off by a-

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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You know it's sunny outside when you go outside and its sunny

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Q: What's the biggest lie ever? A: Saying you read the Terms of Service

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My name is Nero, Angelo Nero, its Italian (or rather Roman) For Black Angel, and yes it is my real name, you will believe me once you see my passport, driving license, mastercard whatever, I am 32 years old and I wont tell you my last name because at this rate... You could probably just google me up and find it yourself. Seriously, I am latino you know that, romantic is in my veins, but hey, you never told me you liked that so if we agreed to sex, that was what I was going with... I did tell you that sex is kinda meh for me without the romance factor. The thing about your name being Tifa, is that you look A LOT like the video game character, I mean come on! You even got red eyes! (okay hers may be a brownish red but come on!) You should post a picture of yourself online and see how many guys find you really sexy... Then again, dont, I want you for myself. Sorry this is taking some time, I dont get any of these solvemedia crapcraps

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Why were there a series of riots in london? The police shot and killed a man who was threatening them and thus caused his friends to get angry and caused other people to lose control.

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What did the fridge say to the watermelon? Nothing.

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Why did the kid fall off his swing? Because his mum threw a fridge at him.

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What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

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If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

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Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

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Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

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What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

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