how do you make a plumber cry kill his family LOLOLOLOLOLOL

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... Chan chan

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What do you call a new born baby ? Whatever name you and your partner have agreed upon after months of sifting through baby names.

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Why Russians ride bears? Because god hate bears

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jwe

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Wanna hear a joke? The WNBA

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. | | + | + + + + Why did the chicken get run over the farmers tractor? Because the chicken crossed the road and didn't look both ways before crossing and didn't see the tractor that ran him over. P.S. The chicken died and the farmer was arrested for animal abuse.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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A man walks into a bar Ouch

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Why is a blonde girl crying in the bathroom? Because she has been bullied and someone broke her nose.

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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Q. How many people use MySpace? A. Pfft who uses MySpace

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