- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Why did the armadillo fall off the cliff?

A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh no! Someone's been murdered in my garden!

Throw your crépe right into an ocean Where an octopus can get it in all the commotion With the crépe and the ocean and the oc-to-pus

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was mauled by a tiger.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What did the black man in a white 2007 Jeep Wrangler when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

if quiz is quizzal whats test?

Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

A blode takes a trip to her favorite restaurant. She arrives safely. After consuming a delicious meal she dies of cancer.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

How come grilled cheese?

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