- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A man went to the doctor, complaining about not feeling well after dancing the night before. The doctor quickly rushed to the surgeon to get ready for the liver transplant that had to take place.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Why doesn't Squidward wear pants? Because he's a pervert

Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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