- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

Why did the little boy drown? He was stapled to a whale.

I couldn't afford a hair cut... So i contracted cancer.

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

why did the man beat his wife because he was mean

Q: Why is Santa's sack so big? A: Because he only cums once a year

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

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