- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

Jimmy wet his pants in class during geography class. The teacher asked: "Oh Jimmy, why did you do that?" Jimmy answered: "I don't know" Everyone laughed at him and Jimmy went home very sad. And with wet pants.

I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at it's face.

Q: What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A: A pilot you racist.

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What do you call a blue bucket? A blue bucket. What do you call a red bucket? A blue bucket in disguise.

Romans rights.

Wanna know something funny? Your face

Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

A sad horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" the horse answers "My wife was just diagnosed with terminal cancer."

what do you call a nun in a wheel chair? Virgin Mobile By: jb lshs

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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