Every zoo is a petting zoo if you're not a pussy

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What do you call a black kid on a bike? Dirt bike

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapo.

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Anyone??????????/

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An airplane has 100 bricks on-board. If you drop one brick, how many bricks would be left? 99 -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put a giraffe inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- How do you put an elephant inside a refrigerator? Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put the elephant inside, close the refrigerator. -------------------------------------------------------------------- The Lion King gathered all the animals from the land to a meeting. Everyone came, except one. Who was the animal? The elephant. He's still inside the refrigerator. ------------------------------------------------------------------- You want to cross a river, but you know that there are crocodiles there. There is no bridge, vines to swing from, etc. How do you cross the river? Swim across the river. The crocodiles are at the meeting with The Lion King. ------------------------------------------------------------------- So you swimmed over the river, but how did you still die? You were hit by the brick falling from the airplane.

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, You like penis, That's what you live up to.

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Why is there such a big box because there is some writing down here :)

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Why did the blackjack player gamble every night and day and not eat, sleep, or use the bathroom? To practice for a tournament in which the grand prize was to save his dying grandmother.

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Why are all blondes dumb? They are not all dumb but constant bullying just saying blondes are just pretty gives them that illogical stereo type

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Got tired of McDonalds Jim?

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Q: What did the boy say to his mum when he saw a Lion A: Hey mum that's a Lion

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Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

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why was the black kid so good at basketball because he practiced a lot

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Why was Sally's dad crying? Because Sally got raped. Why was Sally crying? Her dad raped her.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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Q: Whats blue and fluffy A: Blue fluff Q: Whats brown and fluffy . A: The bear that killed my parents.

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What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

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Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

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What's red and curly and goes 100km an hour? Palfi in a blender

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Are you gay? No. Ok.

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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Anti Joke

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