- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

What's big, blue, and eats rocks? A big blue rock eater.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

What's the best part of having sex with twenty eight year olds? They are of the legal age

What's a fat chinaman? A guy who somehow got obese on rice. HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?!

These two guys walk into a bar. You'd think the second guy would've noticed it was there.

Gays

Why was Susie crying? There was a frog stapled to her face.

book 'em danno

PISS OUT MY ASS!!!!!

There are two fish in a tank. They both die, tanks are used for warfare.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

Why did Jane get pregnant Because she bought a man's semen and put it in her vagina.

Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

Why was the girl crying? Because she was brutally raped

What did the man say to the waiter when he was about to tip him? I'm not gay, but $20 is $20.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

your mom gave me head.....phones

How do you stop a black guy from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks the horse, "Why the long face?" The horse cannot understand what the bartender said and instead finds it threatening, so it has a complete spasm and wrecks the whole bar.

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