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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

How old are you? 20

Why does Mario wear coveralls? Because it makes practical sense for his full time job as a plumber.

How do you know a thief has been using your computer? It's missing.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

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