Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend?

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

what happened to the drug addict? he go high

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

How do you make someone sad? Tell them they have cancer

"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

spell backwards: taco cat

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Guess what I saw... Wood, I'm a carpenter.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

Reverse psychology never fails.

Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

Why did John stay home from school? He died.

what do you call a joke that is not a joke? not a joke

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

My penis is big... not.

Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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