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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she's a women. Why can't Stephen Hawking speak freely with his voice? Because he's autistic.

Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What's the difference between Vagisil and Black People? They are disgusting!

Me- hey hitler you lost soemthing. hitler- Vat? Me-world war two.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

holy F**k someone call an ambulance!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Two gays walk into a bar, they are then kicked out by the homophobic owner.

Knock Knock Who's There? A rapist

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

What starts with P and ends with orn? Porn

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

Q: What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? A: Popcorn Q: What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? A: F'uck you -Ap

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