- Anti Joke

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

What did the Jewish man say when he answered the phone? Hello?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being in an abusive relationship.

Five Mexicans were driving down the motorway in a Ford. Must've been a Fiesta.

A man is walking with a boy through a swamp. The boy says to the man, "I'm scared." The man says, "You think you're scared, I have to walk out of here alone."

your mothers so silly she saw a rock and sat on a chair.......?

What do you call a praying mantis at your door step? a Jehovah Witness

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farm he was from was near a road. There was a hole in the fence and the chicken got out. He then started wandering and happened to cross the road.

squirrels playing in the street=dez bryant playing tennis

What's red and smells like blood? Blood.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? Same ones he got last year.

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.