What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

heads up!

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

what did the doctor say to the guy with a bullet in his arm you have a bullet in your arm

What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

What's up brah brah

What does andy and burger king have in common? Nothing, thats why she is now banging josh!

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

George Bush.

Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

This is a joke. Laugh!

Your mom is so fat...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...