Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why did the little boy enter the white van, then leave scarred for life? He was going on a family trip within the said white van, but along the way they got in a horrible accident which involved a bus, a tractor, and finally a steamroller. The boy quickly escaped at the last second only to watch his family scream as the steamroller slowly crushed the van where they were trapped inside. He then broke down into tears and depression and finished it all by jumping off a bridge. It was a truly tragic incident.

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Moe: What's the difference between blue paint and red paint? Ben: I couldn't tell you, I'm blind. Moe was so embarrassed by his unintentional rudeness that he apologized to Ben and walked away.

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What do you call a generally un likeable person who has a habit of drinking in a bar? A Bastard.

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What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

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Your mom is so poor, she can't afford nice clothing.

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Two olives are sitting on a counter, one falls off and the other one asks "Are you okay?" and he replies, "It is only a slight wound I think I will be just fine"

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i like my women like i like my coffee without a penis

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms

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Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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Why was Shane cool... Because he was a cool bean.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why the f*** do so many people ask this question?

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Why is it pointless to brutally kill and dismember a Japanese man? You'd be satisfying his sexual fetish.

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Man walks in the bar then buys a drink

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

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a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

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My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

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What does Pontiac stand for? Nothing. Pontiac's were discontinued

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Isn't everyday "black tie optional"?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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