Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

Q: What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A: A pharmacist

How do you know if your teacher is gay? Ask him if he is gay.

Why are pineapples yellow? 82, piano, bomb, lamp!

What did johanne buy when she got pregnant? A staircase

Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

a man is running away

What did the fat girl say to the good looking guy? Nothing. She didn't have the self-confidence to go up to him.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

I like it in the butt. - Tyler James Nehring. Call me if you want to give me the d. 863-670-1547

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Yo' Momma is so fat she weighs a lot!

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? The president. -Harrison

Why did the cow say moo? Because all cows say moo

How do you make Chuck Norris cry? Kill his family.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho Cheese! Anti Joke: What do you call cheese that's not yours? Sally's Cheese

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Is this the krusty krab? No, this is Patrick

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

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Why did Daphie die? I stabbed her 487 times.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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