Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

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whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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a black guy with a parrot on his shoulder was walking down the street. another man asked, "where did you get him?" The parrot said, "theres tons of them in africa."

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What do you call a blue baby at the bottom of a pool? Dead.

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what's the difference between "rita , sue and bob too ," and rocky II ? rocky II is about boxing

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What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

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Why did the grandmother lock her grandson in the closet? Because she didn't love him.

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A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

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What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

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What does the alien say to the man? Nothing, because it is highly unlikely that an alien would ever land on Earth, and even more unlikely that they would speak the same language of us. On top of that, aliens would not know anything about our species, and would probably hide from us due to being frightened and eventually flee back to their home planet where we would never see them again because our techonology is not advanced enough and the chances that we would find their planet which is somewhere among the billions of planets in the universe, are slim.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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An Irishman walks out of a bar

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Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

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what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

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i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

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