5 little monkeys jumping on the bed. one fell off and bumped his head. momma called the doctor and the doctor said "your son is now a vegetable. he can no longer use his brain for things such as moving, talking, or eating. you are going to have to take care of him for the rest of his life. it is also going to be a burden on you and your husband because taking care of someone in this condition is very expensive, and could end up costing thousands of dollars each year."

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The original "Chicken cross road" joke is a Anti joke in itself.

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Mel Gibson and a Jew walk into a bar They proceed to have a pleasant conversation and both take taxis home

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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whats the difference between a bird and a turtle? they can both fly but the turtle cant

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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What did Einstein say to the blonde? 'What specific part of the theory don't you understand?'

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A possesed goat: "moo"

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What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

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Q: How do you make scrach paper? A: Take a paper and scrach it.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

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Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

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Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

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what does a gay horse eat heeyyyyy

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

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Roses are red Violets are blue I forgot to go to the bathroom

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What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

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What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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What did the man without a tongue say...

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