A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

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An English man walks into a pub.

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What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

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What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

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Why did the boy give the girl flowers? Because her parents died in a car crash and he felt bad.

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Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 was having illicit sexual relationships with 9, of which 6 knew about, but was afraid to inform his wife, 8, who 7 stepped over to get to 9.

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What did the white guy tell the black guy? You are my equal and, as such, are entitled to the same things I am.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is a woman.

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When's the best time to go to the dentist? There is no best time, it is based on personal opinion and depending whether or not you have a conflicting schedule

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar and the bar says "ouch!"

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

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Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

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How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

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why is 6 afraid of 7 its not, they actually have a domestic partnership going

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