- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

What did the bat say to the human? Nothing because bats make too high of frequency noises for humans to understand

Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

What did casino dealer say to the other? Every day I'm shuffling.

what is the diference between a jew and a boy scout. a boy scout comes home from camp.

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

Roses are multicoloured Violets are multicoloured Mushrooms are great

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

Q: What do you call three black people in a car? A: Maltesers

you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

-Will you follow the live coverage of 86th Acacemy Awards? -No. -Are you anti-semitic?

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

You wanna hear something dirty? A pile of garbage. That's dirty.

Hello! Echo! My name is Ed!

What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

A tree fell in the forest. The person in the house it hit heard it.

Why is a chicken coupe, a coupe not a sedan? Because a sedan would have four doors.

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

Did you hear about the guys who wanted to go to Hawaii??? They didn't go!

Theres this guy that got pulled over and the guy in the car said: I have AIDS the cop said: Oh, really when did you get them? I don't have AIDS

What did the Catholic Priest say to the little boy? May God be with you.

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