What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didnt it got hit by a bus.

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What's the difference between a nickel and a dime? Five cents.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What did the falling bridge say to the other bridge? Well bridges can't talk but if it could it, then it would say AHH! I am falling

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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What happened when the man was about to hug the sexiest person he ever saw in his life? He hit the mirror.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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I am white, asian and black... What am I? A panda

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the boy have sex with his grandpa? His grandpa is a nice guy and it was his birthday.

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A Jewish man, black guy, and asian all walk into a bar. Can you guess which one got arrested? That's right, the criminal

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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