Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

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There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

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God has lived since the eternal eternity right? And one day he said let there be light? NO WONDER HE IS SUCH A NEEDY GREEDY EVIL FUCK! HOW WOULD YOU FEEL AFTER AEONS ENDLESS IN TOTAL DARKNESS? Moral: It is time for the prince, to stand up as the emperor, then no one shall doubt the power of the moral man.

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The Christian Bible.

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven stabbed his mother.

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

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There was an american man on the way to work.

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What did the gay man do last night? Had a curry

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

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Agent 47.

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Why'd the duck cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock! Who's there? The duck.

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Q: why does the fire breather hate his job A: his parents were burned to death MR

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What did the sheep say when he broke a leg? Nothing, sheeps can't talk.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

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Have you ever heard the story of Mikey Braford? Every morning when he was little, his father would fill a gym sock with nickels and beat him with it. Mikey has severe attachment disorder and frequent suicidal thoughts.

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XD, I know I noticed myself, I was like "why the fuck did I post that shit?" Rellez XD okay sistah, I think I am just gonna get some sleep now, but Nero, is not Justin Bibble the first one?

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A handicapp walks into a bar

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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