what do you say to a girl dog crying??? shut up bitch...

Suzie was in a traumatizing accident resulting in her arms getting cut off. Knock Knock? Whos There? Not Suzie.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish, who had a horrible accident with a fishing hook

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

Why did the Jew run across the road? To get to the other side.

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? a lot.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because Suzy had no arms.

Knock knock! Ding dong.

Mr Jones, we're sending you to a mental health clinic

What is the difference between a baby and a rat? I don't have a rat in a cage

Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is right behind 7 and he's naked.

What you reading? reading?

a fat old hobo named da'shovant'e ate a bucket of fried chicken then killed a little girl named poopface McFergusen

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

Jesus was a good guy

If you have a large penis.give this joke a thumbs up. ( :

Why couldn't the convicted felonist come back to America? He lost his passport.

Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Brad Fuller!

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