- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

Show me the money! Said the man last wednesday.

A clown a hockey player and a...........what the heck that's all I got.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

James' father died from being overweight. The next day in the mail, James received a coupon for Skinny's garcinia cambogia pills to help him lost weight. Simply put, it was not a good day for James.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

Why does the groom wear a black tux? Because he knows a funeral when he sees one.

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Come on, I am trying to cheer you up a bit, honestly how high?

A black person walks out of KFC

Rachel not blowing Robert.

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

A man walks into a bar.

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