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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

What is invisible and smells like carrots? The smell of Carrots. Pretty sure you can't see smells.

An Irishman walks out of a bar

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Jesus was a good guy

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What else is new?

What do you call a mexican driving a plane? Well.. nothing because you can't drive plane's but if a Mexican man was able to FLY a plane, he would be a pilot.

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

what the difference between a kettle with a fever and a wooden mallet? I don't remember how the joke ends but your mothers a whore

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Two black men jump off a cliff, who wins? Wins what?

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

A duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man running the stand "Quack"! because he's a duck... and that's what ducks do.

Did you know Hellen Keller Had a pony neither did she

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

What is the difference between a black man and a speed bump? A black man is a living thing and a speed bump is not.

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