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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you see a fat man, what do you say to him? Hopefully nothing mean, seeing as that would be demoralizing to the fat man.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Two men go hunting and one has a sudden heart attack. The other man calls 911 and immediately tells the operator his location and the nature of the emergency. Rescue workers arrive on the scene in a timely manner and the man makes a full recovery.

what is a bracket? a bracket

josh roberts got the d in geog

Why did the lightbulb cross the road? It must have had an external force acting upon it. Lightbulbs are inanimate objects and cannot make decisions or move voluntarily. Someone must have thrown it. It broke. Someone should clean it up.

Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

What do a Mexican, and American, a black guy, and an Asian all have in common? Believe it or not, they all like cantalope.

I have a dig bick . . . . . You have a dirty mind.

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Q:What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A: A pilot you racist jerk...

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What's worse than Fantasy Basketball? Playing Fantasy WNBA.

If you were a cactus, why?

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

yo momma so fat i abuse my wife

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