Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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What do you call a muslim who is not a terrorist ? A muslim

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Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

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Roses are red Violets are red The grass is red OH MY GOD, THERE'S BLOOD EVERYWHERE!!!

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why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

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What can hitler cook well Steak

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What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

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What was the last thing Batman said to Robin before they got in the Batmobile Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

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How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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Why did Sally fall of the swing set? Because she got hit with a mattress

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Knock, knock. Who's there? HIVs.

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hi will

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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Why does a black person buy water? Because everyone needs water to survive SKH RZH

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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can i have 10 pounds to go to the cinema?

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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knock knock father: who's there? young man: it's I, your son. father: ....... what? young man: dad let me in, I'm sorry! father: i don't have a son.... young man: but.... i love you... father: get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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