- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldnt she get up? She had no legs. Knock Knock. Whos There? Not Suzie

A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

what did the boy with no hands get for christmas Gloves!!! just kidding i dont know he hasnt opened the box yet

Why was't the Elephant allowed on the Airplane? He didn't have a boarding pass

What was the pirate movie rated? Pg-13

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't. Before it could cross, it was killed and then consumed by an average American

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

we all know sammi has a penis

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Adam Chebali goes to war and is quickly killed. The rest of the world rejoices as he can no longer post anti-jokes only he thinks are funny and brag about himself on anti-joke.com.

full house

roses are red violets are blue i have a big dick unlike you

If Chuck Norris had five dollars and YOU had five dollars, he could still punch you in the face for free and get ten dollars out of it.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Knock Knock, Who's There? The The Who? YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Two men walk into a bar.........ouch.

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