Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

What did the Mexican guy get for christmas? Deported

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

What do the words lightbulb and lightweight have in common? The word light is in both words. Other than that absolutely nothing.

charlie sheen losing

What kind of condoms do cows use? None.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

Q:If Ryan Vallee walks into a room what do you do? A:Walk out -Ryan V

What did Delaware? A coat.

We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

JUST KIDDING^

Brooklyn Nets or New Jersey Nets? Theres a difference

The NBA and womens sports

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? we will never know he never opened it

A Christian asks God why there is so much pain and suffering in the world. Everyone around him moves away from the grown man talking to his imaginary friend.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

Whats funnier than 24? 25

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