Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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rishi is gay (coventry england)

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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"Sorry, our servers are being derpy right now. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." "Couldn't find the lulz you were looking for. Try to refresh the page, or check out some of our other sites." HORSEHEAD NETWORK... YOU CANT HANDLE THE LULZ! MORAL MAN!

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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200,000 people are homeless! ...this year in america!

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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Why did the black man wash up on shore? He was on a boating trip, deep sea fishing, with some close friends from high school. About half of a mile off shore his ship crashed and sunk to the bottom of the ocean. Sadly, not everyone lived this through this tragic accident. This man was one of them.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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This is a joke. Laugh!

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Yoshy is gay and likes men. From Jarod ????

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Q: Why did the Japanese man fall off the cliff? A: He was pushed

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Your mom is so fat...

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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George Bush.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

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Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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