- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

You have a birthday party and invite 5 celebrities: Britney spears, Lady Gaga, Hulk Hogan, Barack Obama, and Oprah. Meanwhile, there is a cow in a nearby pasture pooping.

Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Because in most Western countries cannibalism is illegal.

What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

Why did the penis enter the vagina? They were trying for a baby

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

What's the opposite of stupid? diputs

A drunkard stumbles into the bar. Now he's got thousand's of dollars in medical bills.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Shoot it with a high powered gun right between the eyes.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

What is a homeless man for Halloween? A garbage bag

What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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