whats worse than being raped by a random stranger getting raped by your uncle

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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He walked in a bar

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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There's my tractor.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Why did the boy die? He had cancer.

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what is the difference between a jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when there in then oven.

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What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses only the finest ingredients.

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Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

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what's brown and sticky? A stick

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What's worrying about a middle-eastern man on a plane? The fact you are worrying about it.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' house? No. Neither has he...

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leon harney ya pikey

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure

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I once heard what I consider the best joke ever: But I am not telling it to you, because this is a the anti-joke section. Moral: You better find the secret "real jokes section" because its there, yeeeeeess yeeeeeeeeees of coursehahahahaha!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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