What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

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What did Charlie do when he lost his golden ticket? He killed his grandpa to get it back.

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lol a man is drowning

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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Why did Margret eat the banana? She was hungry.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme oo

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What's wrong with Barney? He's big and purple.

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A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

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What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

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A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to begin his bartending shift.

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What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

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Whats a buch of blacks running down a hill called? The Detroit, MI marathon in seeing that 84.3% of Detroit's population is of Arican descent.

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What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

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whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

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Have you seen the new Spiderman movie yet? No, Uncle ben hasn't seen it either.

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im @ work, LOL.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, my eyes are bleeding

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Why did the bunny cross the road? It didn't, It was hit by a truck...

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A man climbs up a tree. Once he reaches the top he is scared and thus incapable of getting down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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