- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because it was going to the destination he wanted to go to.

Q: why was the girl so dumb A: her teacher was a blond

Why did the gang jump a man for his blue jeep? Answer The gang wanted a blue jeep.

Why did the Asian eat rice? Because its food

Are you gay? No. Ok.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What do you call a blonde who tries to swim on land? - Stupid.

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

two men walked into a bar the last one ducked

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

What killed the name cool? Coolio

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Where did the kittens go on their class filed trip? Nowhere, animals are not permitted to enter a museum unless they are eye seeing dogs helping a person who lacks vision.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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