Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

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A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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yo mamas like a chicken hut all the cock* fly in

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theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

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"My c.ock is bigger!" "No! My c.ock is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger dick.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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how did the asian man get on the internet? by opening his internet browser just like everyone else

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Sarah Palin

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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Why wasn't the girl asked to the prom? Because she had cerebral palsy.

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A: u wanna die B: that is a stupid question because unless u are suicidal u will not, retorical or not A: i do wanna die B: u should get some help u freak person a never did get help, while walking to a certivied psychiatrict evaluater he got hit by a truck. his body can be found at the intersection of church and flatbush, brooklyn. JK he got shot, he was in brookly, duh.

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Q: What's worse than seeing a scorpion A: being stung by that scorpion

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Q: What's the worst part of 3 Mexicans dying in a car accident? A: They were my friends.

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Why is Kyle so gay. Nobody knows

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Why did the blind kid hit the other kid in the face? He was trying to give him a high-five.

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Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

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What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

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What happens when a black man is alone the KKK appears

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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