what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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im gonna sue mcdonalds i asked for a hamburger and it was a beef burger -_-

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Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

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Q: whats good about having sex with 18 year olds? A: there's 18 of them.

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I just found out i have cancer.

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10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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hi

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't she get up? She had no legs. *Knock knock* Who's there? Not Suzie.

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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A man walks into town and takes a shit!

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men's rights.

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Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting r.aped by a giant scorpion.

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soccer

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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30cm = 0,3meters

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ur dug has tits <3 from Alec Bamford xxxxxxxx<3<3<3xxxxxx QAHS 4life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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