- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

Why did the fat chick have a camel toe? She was half camel

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

What's utter destruction but still has wheels? A car that was crushed at a junk yard, after the Bridgestone tires were removed for another car that could still use them

Who are you texting? YOUR MOTHER.

An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

You read the Terms of Service.

There is something in my butt what is It. My thong

why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

Your dads dead. lol

Did you hear about the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13 for sexual content/nudity, language, and some violence.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

Bill:What do you get when you cross a panda and an eagle? Joe:I don't know what? Bill: Is that even possible?

A sober Amy Winehouse

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

What do you call a black man with a gun? A cop

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