Wendy went for a walk every day in the forest. Why not today? She was shot yesterday

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knock knock hold on im takin a poop!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jimmy Tyler, your son Hi son *continues to open door

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who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. (Don't ask me how that's possible, just go with it) As the bartender is pouring it, he asks "Why the long face?" The horse responds "My son died of cancer this morning..."

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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So, a bulldozer rolls into a bar, there is no bar now.

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Your momma's so broke she might be eligible for government assistance. Seriously she should totally look into it.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

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Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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How much does a polar bear weight? The average male polar bear weights about 1500 lbs (680 kg)

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What word rhymes with orange? -Adult onset diabetes

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An Atheist and a Christian are walking along a sidewalk going in opposite directions when suddenly the Atheist sneezes. The Christian says "God Bless You!" Even though the Atheist doesn't believe in God he understand that the gesture was a kind one and so he nods and politely says "Thank you!" before going on about his day.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped his mother

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What did the explorer say to the new species Oh look it says squirtle let's call it squirtle Oh look it say woof let's call it poochyena

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what did Sandra bullock say to Jesse James? I hate your fickin a**!!:)

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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WNBA

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Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

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How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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fava beans

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Q: How do you stop a skunk from smelling? A: Lethally inject it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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