You mom is so fat she appeals to my secret fetish.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

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What's the best time to visit a dentist? Generally every six months or so.

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whats worse than vegetables? Fisting Grandmas

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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A man with a ski mask leaves a jewelry store He then goes back because he accidentally took the clerk's pen

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What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

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How many women does it take to drive a car? One. She had a sex change.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

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What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

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OK. so a guy walks up to another guy and says hi. The other guy said nothing. The other guy said hi again. The guy said nothing The guy got really mad and slapppeed him across the face. Finally the man said PURPLE RABBID COMPUTER TREES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and walked away while liking his blue brick.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your brother My brother who? The dead guy over there.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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learn the ropes?

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Roses are red Violets are blue, I am sorry... But you have terminal cancer and are probably going to die in about 3 months

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Three decapitated children walk into a bar..... If you are laughing at this....what the hell is wrong with you?

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Two Blondes walk into a bar. They each enjoy a refreshing drink before heading home to greet their family

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Wal-mart didn't have the product I wanted. So I yelled at the manager until they had it. It didn't work and i was taken to jail.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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