Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have outsimers Wait what?

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how do you get a girl of a swing? puch her off! how do you get her friend of a swing? throw a refridgerator at her!

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it could without dying.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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tobi packs fudge+parkers gay-sami

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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