Q:What do you say to an albino man that will always get his attention? A:His name.

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Why is siracha taste so good on chicken? Because it compliments the meat.

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Why are all of the cars in the left lane? Because you are in Winona MN.

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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roses are red violets are blue get out of my face before i kill you

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you thro them

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How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

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What's the difference between my father and my mother. My father isn't an alcoholic

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How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

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1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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Roses are red Violets are blue Who is your daddy And what does he do?

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What is the difference between a blond and a red-head? They have different hair colors.

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Why do girls not have penises? Because there girls

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he was dead

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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why did the ginger cross the road to go to hell

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Neigh

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What's the difference between Michael J. Fox and a blender? Michael J. Fox is a successful actor starring in many movies, and a blender is a kitchen appliance.

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David Silberberg is gay

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xavier stop

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A bench doesn't breathe, apparently Mexicans do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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