How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

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How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

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Why can't jesus hold skittles? They'd fall through his hands.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Why did the boy in a wheelchair cry? His mum just got shot in front of his eyes.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Why did the chicken taunt the opposing team? To get to the other side.

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

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New Name for Jersey Shore: American Whorer Story

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a donkey that can't speak? Whatever you want to call it...I prefer to call it a donkey that can't speak!

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hahahahaha thats not funny

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What's green and would kill you if it fell on you? A golf course

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What is the difference between a black man and a sofa? A black man is a human being with feelings, while a sofa is an inanimate object that people sit on in order to enjoy comfort and possibly watch television.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, becuse if something is red all over it cannot be black nor white.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Curiosity killed the cat! No, the tire of a vehicle did.

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roses are red violets are blue you're an orphan, had to break the news...sorry little fella.

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Hey, i just met you. And this is crazy! But im on bathsalts ! *GAUH* Your face looks tasty!! :D

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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