- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How are cars made? By magic.

Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

What a person such as you would say. Anyway, did you notice how I started by emulating your way of typing, spelling, spacing and so on?

Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a light bulb? Probably just one.

What's Worse Than Unripened Fruit? Crippling Depression.

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

what did the cat say to the monkey meow then he got hit by a car

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

No, we are all different, none of us are the same, you however, have no match, your ability to think influence and inspire even today, is unmatched. It is he who is unmatched, who stands alone.

Why did the groom have cold feet? Because he was insecure in his relationship with his soon to be wife.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. Sucks to be a fish.

Why did the boy get hit by the bus? He didn't check both sides before crossing

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

Why didnt Santa give the little Girl her Pony? Santas not real.

Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

Q; What is pink and has 2 legs? A: Not a lot of things, but a Flamingo is the closest thing that I could think of if you do not count the beak eyes and feet.

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

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