My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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Q. How do you get a dinosaur off a slide? A. You tell him he hasn't lived for billions of years.

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why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

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what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have a tumor Doctors give it 6 weeks before I die...

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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1100110001012....HOLY S@&$ A 2!

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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How are cars made? By magic.

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What's The Difference Between A Refridgerator And The Holocaust ? Not Much.

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Did you hear about the Pole who studied for 5 days?

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mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your parents are dead, and so will you.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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