- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

Why did that guy die? because the SS thought he was a jew.

A man walked into a bar Ouch.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Hi, how are you doing? Good how about yourself? Fine, thanks. Nice weather we're having Yeah, not too bad Have a nice day You too

Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

their were 2 muffins. one said hello how are you. the other screamed "A TALKING MUFFIN"

Shoulda had a V8 ...or not because I am severely allergic to tomato's.

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Where did the boy go after the explosion? Everywhere

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

your mom died.

A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

NEVER

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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