Why did the baby cross the road? Because it most likely saw a shiny object and wanted to play with it. Luckily there was no cars passing at the time but the parents should be more careful to keep thier child in sight and away from peril. That and the baby found a small piece of glass that could be harmful to it....

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What do you call it when a cigarette is brown instead of white? A niggarette

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Why are small clowns and baby's alike? They both dreadfully die when hit in the face with an axe!

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

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so your skydiving in the ocean and one of you bedroom windows break. how many bloodstains does it take to paint a peice of bread covered in goat milk? the answer is D. 2731 books on cannabalism

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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What's the difference between liberals and communists? Nothing.

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A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made this particular man mad which drove him to tell the other man to shut up.

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Welcome to die!

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Why did the fat man hit the ground before the skinny man? Because he jumped first.

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A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

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What lumpy and pointy? A horny woman with breast cancer

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A man sat on a chair

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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Whats the worst part of your school burning down? A: The burnt pizza.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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Q. Whats Brow and rhymes with Snoop? A Dr. Dre

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Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

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How do you make a plumber cry? Tell him that Luigi beat him to the princess

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Feminine hygiene jokes aren't funny. Period

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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